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CIKGU ARTHUR

There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It ' s logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It ' s not working.

SL: Of course it ' s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrived at the convent and was worried about what had happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrived.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my habit up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her habit up can run faster
than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought this was going to be a dirty story, say two Hail Marys! Needless to say, that goes for u two, Dharma and Zul!
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:31 pm Post subject:

Oops...! Forgot! Zul doesn't know how to say the Hail Mary!! I wasn't talking about Mary J. Blige or one of the Olsen twins, Zul. Ha ha ha! Never mind! Your punishment for ur dirty thoughts is when I go KL, you take me out for Kajang satay...and I eat, u watch!!!
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject:

Hail Mary Anne Gomez! hmmmm this joke neither funny or dirty...i just dont get it (laughing in the inside i guess)
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Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

I laugh I repent and said two hail Mary...then I have a glass of bloodymary. Why suddenly jokes about nun? Anything to do with your desire to be Mother Theresa?

Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:34 pm Post subject:

Methinks he actually wants to be Superior Wink

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Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

As in supreme pizza? If Arthur is God first thing he change is the animals. They be made of crackers with chocolate chips and melts in your mouth not in your hand...