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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:00 pm    Post subject: The Dead Hand Reply with quote

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, 'Well, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?'

They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.'

Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers and asks what he wants.

Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500 playing poker and has sent me here to ask you to send him over the rent money so he can come home.

'Tell him to drop dead!' says Murphy's wife.

'Dear lady, I'll go do just that!' says Gallagher.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Razz Laughing Laughing Nice one, Marty!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Twisted Evil Laughing Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor woman! Imagine the shock of her life when she finally knew. Confused
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!!...When I saw the title, I was wondering which hand of Marty's is dead...or shouldn't that be a leg? Hahahahaha!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you ah Arthur... got nothing else to think of huh? Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...wouldn't be so bad but he is almost right Rolling Eyes Shocked Sad Sad Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahahaha!!! Dunno why I get to be like this sometimes! It gets really bad this time of year - Lent! Must be the devil at work - and talking of the devil, where's Zul?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zul was sunning himself on a beach somewhere either Pangkor or Langkawi I think.... probably been taken by a great white.... great white what we aren't quite sure Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Rolling Eyes Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

only during LENT Arthur? Confused Shocked Twisted Evil I thought you were born with it! hahahaha Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Laughing

as for zul... wow! sunning himself in Pangkor... not bad... Wink Razz Very Happy
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