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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:19 pm    Post subject: Satan Reply with quote

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Satan walked up to the man & said: 'Do you know who I am?'

The man replied: 'Yep, sure do.'

'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.

'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute.' replied the old man in an even tone.

'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?'' persisted Satan.

'Yep.' was the calm reply.

'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.

'Nope.' said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked: 'Why aren't you
afraid of me? '

The man calmly replied,

'Been married to your sister for 48 years.'
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahahahaha Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Laughing Laughing

are wives that bad? I've read so many forwards like this Confused Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And you're married to Pat's sister, right, Marty? Now...now...now...who's who? Hahahahahaha!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahaha Very Happy Very Happy good one Arthur! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... never did like Pat's hairstyle and that little beard, as for the pointy tail... Rolling Eyes Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

beard? he doesnt have that anymore... pretty clean look this days... Smile

business like Very Happy Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... de Devil goes undercover.... beware!!! Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Rolling Eyes Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ya la... these days he is clean cut.. got undercover also ah??? hmm.. buut he has been appearing in magazines and business papers recently too along with the Whole BFM team..
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....ah ha so he lied. He always said he wasn't photogenic..... amazing what a little water behind the ears can do Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Rolling Eyes Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahaha ... wait i show you later... [/img]
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lookin' good, Patrick Wink
... and that shade of blue looks good on you.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...it suits his general mood, is that what you are saying Zee? Rolling Eyes Wink Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Huh? He's not always blue, is he..? Confused
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...well let me put it thius way, he is definitely not whiter than white as the saying goes Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Wink Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha Very Happy Very Happy but you sure are always aware of where he is arent you areen Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....just as you are aware where the nearest lamppost is Exclamation Exclamation By the way is he troubled by dogs Question Question Rolling Eyes Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha Very Happy honestly I wouldnt know where the nearest lamp post is until i see it... and dogs dont really go for lamp post nowadays... they tend to run after car rims... weird but true... we were chased by a few dogs a couple of times because of these Very Happy Razz Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give the poor guy some credit! He looks good in the pic. Has he put on weight? The face seems a bit more fleshy...but then again, some people tend to be very photogenic! Looks better in photos. Who says cameras don't lie, eh? Hahahahahahaha!!!
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