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How do you name your child?

 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:27 am    Post subject: How do you name your child? Reply with quote

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children.'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.

Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up,
took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about.
Let's go pick up Willy from school and go get dinner.'
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahahahahahahaha Razz Laughing ROFL

did see that coming at all! hahahahaha Razz Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

me neither!


hahahah Very Happy thank goodness the names we've selected so far are not anywhere there Confused Twisted Evil
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