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 Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:24 am Post subject: Football fans |
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A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Man United fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Man United fan?'
'Because my mum is a Man United fan, and my dad is a Man United fan, so I'm a Man United fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Man United fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time..
What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.
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TheHubby
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| Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:25 am Post subject: |
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thank goodness this is just a joke... I'm quite sure if a teacher spoke to my son or daughter like that about us (the parents)... I'd make sure she never supports liverpool again! hahahahaahahaha  
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sweetmag
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| Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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must be a joke from a big MU Fan after they lost miserably to Liverpool! and then of course to Fulham last week! 
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TheHubby
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| Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:06 am Post subject: |
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BABY don't go there... just DON'T GO THERE! We're all disapppointed as it is... so don't rub it in!
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sweetmag
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| Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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oh well, its a game, you win some you loose some
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