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CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist
Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:06 pm Post subject: Arur you proud to be Malaysian? |
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ARE YOU PROUD TO BE A MALAYSIAN???????
I'm proud to be Malaysian...trully Malaysian
Below some excuses to share:
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Maggi Mee.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.
NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack,any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't removed make-up, haven't showered, no water
supply,going to watch " Santa Barbara ", depressed, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon;Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MISPRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot".When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee
Lo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan" or nasi lemak as "nay-see lay-maek" _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR
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asterix Fan
Joined: 14 Jul 2007 Posts: 24 Location: Gaul (France)
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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Mon sacrilige d'Arthur de Dieu…. Comment vous aimez les Français prononçant votre nom comme loutre, Arfur. Vous insultez les Français. Je sens un duel avancer. Où sont mes gants blancs
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Quote: | My God Arthur... sacrilige. How would you like the French pronouncing your name as Otter, Arfur. You insult the French. I feel a duel coming on. Where are my white gloves? |
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CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist
Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:14 am Post subject: |
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Somebody from France??? That Pat in France...he can be Kopi Anan, go hold peace talk!! "Keep the peace and spread the love"!!! _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR
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asterix Fan
Joined: 14 Jul 2007 Posts: 24 Location: Gaul (France)
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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Damner la paix mon ami peut-être que je vous écarterai comme j'entends qu'il y a une rumeur que vous êtes asse'à circuler. Pourquoi est-ce que je souffre ces imbéciles
Quote: | Damn the peace my friend maybe I will spread you as I hear there is a rumour that you are enough to go around. Why do I suffer these fools? |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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Whoa boys Seconds out, round two At least with a Malaysian and a Frenchman this won't turn into a food fight - that's something neither of you will relinquish Now touch gloves, I want a clean fight,... you can start boxing _________________ Cheers,
Martin
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Pam Extremist
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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Now now... let me wave my wand and everyone will sit at opposite corners of the ring. Arthur didn't mean to insult the french, Asterix. Don't ask Obelix to fling everyone out of this forum. It's just that we here find it difficult to pronounce french words properly because french is not a language taught in school.
So how about giving us a lesson on how to pronounce famous brands as mentioned by Arthur? My friend taught me to say Carrefour as 'car-foo'. _________________ Yours Truly,
~Pam~ |
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asterix Fan
Joined: 14 Jul 2007 Posts: 24 Location: Gaul (France)
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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Mes excuses. Lui diffuclt d'IS-IS quand j'ai peu anglais pour parler ainsi lui sera difficile de décrire les bruits des voyelles. Quoi qu'il en soit est maintenant la période de la tasse du monde de rugby, elle commence aujourd'hui ainsi j'observerai ceci à la télévision et aiguillonnerai mon cher ami Martin. Désirent ardemment la France de phase, chance dure Angleterre. Tee hee hee.
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Quote: | My apologies. It's is diffuclt when I have little English to speak so it will be hard to describe the sounds of the vowels. Anyway now is the time of the Rugby World Cup, it starts today so I shall be watching this on the television and goading my dear friend Martin. Long live France, hard luck England. Tee hee hee. |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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Asterix,
Nobody but New Zealand stand much chance of winning. We'll see how well you do and how well England do.... 22 October will tell who is best
You Frenchmen are all so hotheaded... that's probably why you lose on penalties so often _________________ Cheers,
Martin
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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Sadly the French were snails last night and the Argentines were truly cats, Pumas, hope you get over the loss _________________ Cheers,
Martin
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asterix Fan
Joined: 14 Jul 2007 Posts: 24 Location: Gaul (France)
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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The English were not so good yesterday. La Francais play the game and lose England did not lose but they did not turn up also |
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CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist
Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:26 am Post subject: |
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Gosh...rugby!!! Never can understand the game (but then again, I never can understand MOST games!!! Looking at my shape and size, anyone will know I'm not into sports!)...all I know is there is a bunch of guys playing with an odd-looking ball! LOL! Rugby? NZ lah! All Blacks! Long live the Kiwis!!! (And I rooted for-aka betted on-France that year when the World Cup Football was held there...against the favourite, Brazil! And we won!!! _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR
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Pam Extremist
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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Ah yes, Sir Arthur. I still remember how the handsome French captain and midfielder, Zinedine Zidane, led France to the World Cup victory. After the infamous headbutt incident, i still think he's a heart-throb. _________________ Yours Truly,
~Pam~ |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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Oh Pam, I thought he might have been a bit of a headache rather than a heart throb _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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