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ivy
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 Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:40 am Post subject: THE LOVE STORY OF RALPH AND EDNA |
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JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DOESNT LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO, DOENST MEAN THEY DONT LOVE YOU WITH ALL THEY HAVE.
The Story
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day..........while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddently jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news, She said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news." The good news is you're being discharges since you were able to rationaly respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that you act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.......Iam so sorry...but he's dead."
Edna replied........."He didnt hang himself, I put him there to dry." " How soon can I go home?'
SO, GUYS DO YOU THINK EDNA SHOULD GO BACK   |
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CIKGU ARTHUR
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:42 am Post subject: |
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She can stay there...and we can send Zul there to keep her company!!! LOL!!!
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ivy
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:44 am Post subject: |
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| zul REMEMBER When you with her , dont you try to jump into the swimming pool ok |
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Brother in Law
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:03 pm Post subject: |
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... but just incase here's my bath robe belt.. 
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Pam
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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u guys must be having a fun-tastic time causing duress to zul.  
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Brother in Law
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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.... now how would Zul have spelt 'duress'..... better check the censor list...
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Pam
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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how to check the censor list?
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Brother in Law
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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... ooopss... I forgot only the Administrator can do that... now there's a thought.. what innocent words can I force to look inappropriate...   
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