Mag and Pat's On-line Show Mag & Pat's On-line Show Forum - Enjoy    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Seniors Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5          Mag and Pat's On-line Show Forum Index -> Funny Ha Ha View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:57 am    Post subject: but i want to go home for raya.......... _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) Back to top CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:35 am    Post subject: Don'y worry, Zul...we'll grant ur family visiting rights on 1st day, Raya!!! Martin, let's get ready to check the cakes to make sure no file, knife or screwdriver hidden inside (We'll just eat them all up, rite???). _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR (Retired) Back to top zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:44 am    Post subject: yelaaahhh i ask my mom to put laxative in all the cakes! _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) Back to top Pam Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:18 pm    Post subject: Too bad u'll be the one who has to clean up the toilet. _________________ Yours Truly, ~Pam~ Back to top Brother in Law Site Admin Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:02 pm    Post subject: .... he can't use any of those items in the straight jacket we have had designed for him... _________________ Cheers, Martin Pat's brother-in-law Back to top CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:09 pm    Post subject: We didn't gag him, did we, Martin??? In that case, even in the straight jacket, I'm sure he can figure out a way to clean the toilet!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!! _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR (Retired) Back to top zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:32 am    Post subject: gag me?.......... you will enjoy that wont you.... _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) Back to top CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:09 am    Post subject: Read again...we won't do that!!! After all, we need you to clean the toilet...!!! Lick it up, rodent!!! _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR (Retired) Back to top Brother in Law Site Admin Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:50 pm    Post subject: .... can we now truly call Zul a sucker.. _________________ Cheers, Martin Pat's brother-in-law Back to top Pam Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:41 pm    Post subject: Zero in... hit the nail... bull's eye. _________________ Yours Truly, ~Pam~ Back to top CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:36 am    Post subject: Gosh...imagine Zul the suction cup!!! Good for clogged toilets and drains!!! _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR (Retired) Back to top Brother in Law Site Admin Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:59 pm    Post subject: ... probably needs emptying at some point though, that's a drawback... _________________ Cheers, Martin Pat's brother-in-law Back to top Pam Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:00 pm    Post subject: Remember the pipe? Well, connect that to the garbage bag and hey presto! a portable suction machine.. anywhere, anytime. _________________ Yours Truly, ~Pam~ Back to top Brother in Law Site Admin Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:01 pm    Post subject: ... I've seen those machine sadvertised in the spam emails... Zul would most likely configure it to his own ends.. _________________ Cheers, Martin Pat's brother-in-law Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Mag and Pat's On-line Show Forum Index -> Funny Ha Ha All times are GMT + 8 Hours Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Page 5 of 5   Jump to: Select a forum General----------------About this site Newbies----------------NewcomersHey it's me! magandpat.com Podcast----------------DedicationsEpisode DiscussionsComments & Suggestions The Fans----------------GossipIt's meOut and aboutAmusing PastimesThe WeatherThe Fans Tipperty TipsFunny Ha Ha The DJs----------------MAGPATOn the roadMag and Pat's WebsiteZul's Ramblings Music----------------LyricsFun SongsArtistsTracks I like I like food----------------RecipesEating places Malaysia----------------My Malaysia50 Years of MalaysiaJob Ads  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group. 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