Mag and Pat's On-line Show

Brother in Law · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:47 pm Post subject: Three Dogs

Three male Labrador Retrievers -- one Chocolate, one yellow and one black -- were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation.

The black Lab turned to the chocolate Lab and said, "So why are you here?"

The brown Lab replied, "I'm a wetter. I wet everything . . the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I wet in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the chocolate Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

The black Lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you here?"

The yellow Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black Lab enquired.

"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected yellow Lab said.

The yellow Lab then turned to the black Lab And asked, "Why are you here?"

"I'm a humper," the black Lab said. "I'll hump anything: I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away."

The yellow and chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts off for you too, huh?"

"No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."
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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:49 pm Post subject:

lucky dawggggggggggggg
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:11 pm Post subject:

Eyew...Martin! Off to detention!!!
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CIKGU ARTHUR
(Retired)

Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:26 pm Post subject:

....slink... hello detention... Crying or Very sad

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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

ShaDzTeR · Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:46 am Post subject:

LMAO. That is so funny. I think i know why the black Labrador is getting his nails clipped. Lessens the scratch marks. Haha.
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