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Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:51 pm Post subject: WHY MEN DO NOT WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS |
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WHY MEN DO NOT WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS
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Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up.
I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Lusk
The reply:
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
Walter _________________ Cheers,
Martin
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sweetmag DJ Person

Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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interesting Martin! tells a girl a lot about a man!  _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly  |
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zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot

Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:53 am Post subject: |
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walk home??? she should take the bus... silly woman... LOL _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) |
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ShaDzTeR Regular

Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 19 Location: Sibu, Sarawak.
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:41 am Post subject: |
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Haha. Was it the automobile magazine advise column she wrote to? Zul, it was just a couple hundred yards. I'll buy lemonade and stroll slowly home instead of paying the increasingly expensive transport fee. _________________
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