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Brother in Law

An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.
They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.

Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.

Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.

When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.
As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock."Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God.
"What's wrong?" says Jesus

The Scouser shouts,"B*gg*r off, I'm on disability benefit!"
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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

ShaDzTeR · Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:36 am Post subject:

Hahaha. Great one. Anything for a pint. Does the disability benefit fund the Scouser's daily drink? Wonder wat's my disability? Need to start making profits.

Mr. Arthur, does my shortness count?
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Brother in Law · Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:46 pm Post subject:

Disability benefit money here usually means you get paid to not work.... so currently you can go sick, and be paid for it, not work and be paid for it, have several children as a single parent and get paid for it, go to hospital and not pay for it.... I wonder why we have so many people trying to get into our country... Mad

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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

ReginaC · Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:46 am Post subject:

....contrarian, that's me... Wink