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Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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 Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:18 pm Post subject: Bad Day |
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"BAD DAY"
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen, and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener and to top it all off, my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the poison!"
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Cheers,
Martin
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