Mag and Pat's On-line Show Mag & Pat's On-line Show Forum - Enjoy    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Voted Best Scottish Short Joke !!          Mag and Pat's On-line Show Forum Index -> Funny Ha Ha View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Brother in Law Site Admin Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:07 pm    Post subject: Voted Best Scottish Short Joke !! A man walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?" To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Get lost, ye'll no bring it back!" _________________ Cheers, Martin Pat's brother-in-law Back to top CASH Groupie Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 367 Location: K.L. - CHERAS Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:06 pm    Post subject: _________________ IMAGINATION IS A POWER THAT NO ONE CAN IMAGINE. Back to top zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:11 am    Post subject: give the book to sean kingston FAST _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) Back to top CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:45 am    Post subject: For once, I've to agree with Zul!!! _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR (Retired) Back to top zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:36 pm    Post subject: once?? come onnnnnnn _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) Back to top Brother in Law Site Admin Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:55 pm    Post subject: ..... don;t push your luck Zul.... _________________ Cheers, Martin Pat's brother-in-law Back to top CASH Groupie Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 367 Location: K.L. - CHERAS Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:51 pm    Post subject: Well said Zul...... _________________ IMAGINATION IS A POWER THAT NO ONE CAN IMAGINE. Back to top CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:47 pm    Post subject: Looks like Zul needs the book too...!!! LOL! _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR (Retired) Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Mag and Pat's On-line Show Forum Index -> Funny Ha Ha All times are GMT + 8 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum General----------------About this site Newbies----------------NewcomersHey it's me! magandpat.com Podcast----------------DedicationsEpisode DiscussionsComments & Suggestions The Fans----------------GossipIt's meOut and aboutAmusing PastimesThe WeatherThe Fans Tipperty TipsFunny Ha Ha The DJs----------------MAGPATOn the roadMag and Pat's WebsiteZul's Ramblings Music----------------LyricsFun SongsArtistsTracks I like I like food----------------RecipesEating places Malaysia----------------My Malaysia50 Years of MalaysiaJob Ads  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group. Hosted by phpBB.BizHat.com