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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:34 pm    Post subject: The truth always hurts.. Reply with quote

A teacher asks her class what their parents do for a living.

One boy looked shifty when it was his turn and blurted out that his dad works in a gay bar during the week and moonlights as a rent boy at the weekend.

Shocked, the teacher pulled him out of the class. "Now, was that true about your father, Johnny?"

Johnny bursts into tears and says, "No. He actually plays football for England but I was to embarrassed to say that!"
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And what do YOU do for a livng, Marty??? U moonlight too??? LOL!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... don't tell anybody Arthur but I am actually a school teacher but too ashamed to admit it Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why?...Gosh! I'm so proud of it and what I do. It's not just a profession, it's a vocation!!! ...But there ARE a lot of disillusioned teachers around. So sad!!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello.. am i still in santubong? Oh no.. i'm back in sibu. how sad..
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sad to be back, Pam? Where ur home is? Where ur kids are??? Gosh...mums these days!!! No wonder we've all the problems with kids in school! All boils down to...the parents! Poor upbringing!! Child neglect!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

More like.. where work is! Can't complain about home and kids. There's no place like home and my kids are out of the house from 8 to 5. So, sometimes i miss them around the house during the day. Gets lonely mah..
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

8 to 5??? U dump them in a nursery??? With a babysitter??? Or with their poor, suffering grandparents??? Humph!! Poor kids!!! Modern Mums!!! No wonder we get all the discipline problems in school!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

... and that's only the teachers eh Arthur Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They get to learn and play the whole day. Not what you guessed lah. Kids nowadays must be nurtured in body, mind and spirit. Yes, i am a modern mum. No tv for them till night time. Weekends are for outings. Ok what?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wah... like that one... gone were the days where we climb trees and play with dirt... and all.. its also learning... learning to survive....heheheh
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pam..... A mom??? naaahhhhh .... tak caya la.....with that fabulous body????
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She has MORE than one, Zul!!! Look at what miracles the regular trips to the salon can do!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

she got more than ONE??? my...pam...awet muda is it..
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...... never mind Zul.... wait til your six pack becomes a barrel... Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm supposed to go to the salon today but i dun have a boat or water scooter to move around. Darn!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... but plenty of water to wash your hair.. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hop on the crocs pam (cue that crocodile song)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...not Crocodile Shoes .... yipes...
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