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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:48 pm Post subject: THINGS THAT PUZZLE ME

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
every two hours?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the
Special Olympics?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
here?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem
longer?
Do you cry under water?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta its bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your obstetrician/gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway ?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs !
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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Brother in Law · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:51 pm Post subject:

... nice one Arthur... Laughing

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CASH · Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:34 am Post subject:

wow....
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:07 pm Post subject:

so many question...and nope...not much answer but i think i know why dogs hate when we blow to their face...its because the breath stinks!!!!
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CASH · Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:32 am Post subject:

i wonder how you know this Zul Rolling Eyes

.....hmmmmmm Rolling Eyes

......

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Brother in Law · Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:37 pm Post subject:

... Cash, he's been practicing in the mirror methinks Laughing

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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:59 pm Post subject:

cash............wink winnkk
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Brother in Law · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:26 pm Post subject:

..so sorry to hear about your conjunctevitis Zul.. Rolling Eyes

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Pat's brother-in-law

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:10 pm Post subject:

hmmm who tell you?.. CASHHHHH!!!!
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Brother in Law · Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:01 pm Post subject:

.. he might have tipped me the nod... Laughing

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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

CASH · Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:05 am Post subject:

..yes

...you called me Zul Rolling Eyes

...could not hear,im in market buying bones Wink

.....i mean im in the stock market buying bonns Laughing

....hehehehehehehehe
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:56 am Post subject:

wahhhhhhhhhhhhh are you rich cash??? wow.... wink wink darnnnn eye keep winking again
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shinji · Fan Joined: 17 Sep 2007 Posts: 35 Location: Sibu, Sarawak

cikgu, about can a blind man dream question, the answer is yes but it is really difficult to explain. i know a family that is blind and they say they do dream. this is not conclusive for you see that they were not born blind but the blindness is cause by illness that they had during they chilhood. in other words gradual lost of eyesight.

for those who are born blind i really don't know.