Mag and Pat's On-line Show

shinji · Fan Joined: 17 Sep 2007 Posts: 35 Location: Sibu, Sarawak

Mak Minah dan Pak Mat ada 4 org anak perempuan yang sangat disayangi iaitu Siti, Seri, Murni dan Suri. Satu hari mereka berpakat utk kawinkan anak2 ni serentak.

Selepas selamat diijabkabulkan, ke-empat2 anak tu pun bercadang untuk pegi honeymoon. Siti pegi honeymoon ke Pulau Langkawi, Seri ke Pulau Tioman, Murni ke Pulau Kapas dan Suri ke Pulau Pangkor.

Sebelum pegi Mak Minah dan Pak Mat berpesan, "nanti jgn lupa hantar berita pada mak dan ayah. Ceritakan macam mana honeymoon korang. Tak payah tulis panjang2, pakai kod iklan aja dah cukup. Ringkas, padat dan cepat." panjang lebar Mak Minah memberi arahan pada anak2nya.

Seminggu lepas tu depa terimalah surat dari Siti yang bertulis 'Standard Chartered'. Tercari2lah kedua suami isteri ni iklan Standard Chartered dan bila jumpa tersenyum le kedua2nya membaca iklan yang bertulis
"Besar, teguh dan peramah".. Bahagialah Si Siti rupanya..

Esoknya terima pula surat Seri yang bertulis 'Nescafe'. Carilah iklan Nescafe dan tersenyum lagi keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis "Nikmatnya hingga ke titisan yang terakhir" Bahagialah Si Seri rupanya...

Selang beberapa hari kemudian, tiba pula surat Murni bertulis KFC'. Carilah iklan KFC dan tersenyum keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis 'Hingga Menjilat Jari'... Bahagialah Si Murni rupanya...

Seminggu berlalu, tiada surat dari Suri, Mak Minah dan Pak Mat dah risau. Dua Minggu... tak ada jugak.. masuk minggu ke tiga baru sampai surat dari Suri dengan isi kandungannya "AIR ASIA".

Bergegas le Mak Minah cari iklan penerbangan tu sbb tak sabar nak tau apa yg jadi kat anak bongsunya.

Bila dibaca. Mak Minah dan Pak Mat terkulat2 tak tau nak senyum atau menangis.. Apa motto iklan itu...??

"7 KALI SEMINGGU..3 JAM SEKALI.. NON-STOP!!"

i think martin is going to have a problem with this one. i hope somebody can translate it for him.

Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

Hey, i didn't lol but i couldn't help smiling. Wink

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~Pam~

Brother in Law · Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:50 am Post subject:

... oh for a Google Malaysian to English translator... aiyeooww Rolling Eyes

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:22 am Post subject:

okay let me translate it (very condensed version ala readers digest)

okay uncle mat and aunt minah have 4 daughters... all get married... so they ask all the daughters to send them a postcard when they went for their honeymoon... the father ask their daughters to send only short sentences (ala advert)in thepostcard.. saying those sentences will tell a lot//

the first daughter send them the first post card... it read.."Standard Chartered............ Big, strong and friendly" the parents smile knowing the daughter is satisfied and happy

the second daughter send a second postcard shortly.. quoting "Nescafe... Satisfying to the last drop!" again the parents smile knowing the daughter is happy too.. the third sent another postcard quoting "KFC ...Finger licking good" ... again the parents smile... but to their horror the fourth daughter sent their postcard only after a few weeks quoting air asia "7 days a week... every three hours...NON STOP...."

hmmmmmmm
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Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:58 pm Post subject:

Okay I like it... Laughing

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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject:

hmmm i can be a translator tooo
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:09 pm Post subject:

Jack of all trades, Zul??? BTW, Air Asia's slogan is "Everyone can fly" lah! Gee! That certainly says a lot, doesn't it? (Blush!!! Blush!!! LOL!)
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