Mag and Pat's On-line Show

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:40 pm Post subject:

episode 4:

Somewhere in the Kitchen of Casa RTM...

"oh Arturo... how i miss you so much.. come to me my darling" Pamela lovingly said to Arturo..

"Huh?" Smirk Arturo.. "Whats this?... Don't come close...YOU ARE JUST A MAID!"... Screams Arturo

"...but...but... my love... you said you love me... and..... and... i am having your baby!" plea Pamela..

Jeng jeng jenggg
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Brother in Law · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:50 pm Post subject:

... yikes... now it's more avatars... and young ones at that... Laughing

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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:40 pm Post subject:

Martin, I need a disclaimer! I am in NO way related to that Arturo in that porn!!! Must safeguard my reputation and dignity! LOL!
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Brother in Law · Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:43 pm Post subject:

.. do you want me to put a paper bag over the professor avatars head so you aren't recognised Rolling Eyes

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:58 am Post subject:

Lol... well arthur... can I say that character is loosely based on you? .... LOL
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:05 am Post subject:

Episode 5

In the VIP room of San Traxxio Hospital

...Beep... Beep... Beep.. that annoying beeping sound from Magdelene's life support system is really getting into Zul's nerve.. he decided to switch the sound off by unplugging it...

Oopssss..... big mistake...

jeng jeng jennneee
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:38 pm Post subject:

What? What? Zul got electrocuted and was killed on the spot??? Even mouth to mouth resuscitation by Cash (what's his character's name now?) failed to revive him??? End of story??? Praise the Lord, alleluai!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....!!!!
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Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:08 pm Post subject:

...please, please, please let's use Arthur's ending and get on with life... oh please Confused

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:44 am Post subject:

still in the hospital..

"time of death 05.00pm.. couse of death electrocution... and suffocation" the doctor declares.. "Nurse... Please cover Mr. Zul body... and call the police... they must arrest Crash for killing Mr.Zul"

"But but......." Crash plea.."I am innocent.... i just trying to save him"...

Then suddenly...

"Thank You Crash... For killing him.... My evil twin..muahahahahahah" Lo n behold in the doorway stands Zul Zul... Jose Zul long lost twin...

jeng jeng jeng

hehehehe
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Brother in Law · Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:53 am Post subject:

... here I sit at 2:45 am panic stricken that this story will never end. So I get up and rush to the computer to find that a) not only is it still running but b) it's taken a bl**dy Dallas twist.... enough he cried..... Crying or Very sad

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:42 am Post subject:

LOL.... Friday is not starting well for you eh martin lol
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:52 am Post subject:

okay....lets have another cliffhanger..

still in the same hospital..

... upon seeing Zul Zul..Crash gasp in disbelieve. "What the F****! Zul? but but... i killed you! I mean..... I saw u died!"

"No crash... Im not Zul... I am Zul zul...zul's twin and yes... I am here to stay!"

Crash immediatly realize that Magdelene heir is still alive.. there goes his chance to inherit Magdelene Billions!.. so without thinking long he grabbed a surgical blade and stab Zul zul..

Zul zul screams in agony.. and then silence...

to be continued
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:47 pm Post subject:

Ok...two Zuls gone! Now just how many are there? Not sextuplets, I hope! Ha ha ha ha ha!!! This is worst than "The Bold and the Beautiful"! What never-ending series do u have in England, Martin? Coronation Street?
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Brother in Law · Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:36 pm Post subject:

Arthur.... we have Coronation Street, East Enders, Emmerdale, The Bill, Holby City, Doctors... and imported shows like Home and Away, Neighbours... the list is endless and I used to loathe them all... but with Zul's epic it is giving some semblance of normality to them... think I may have to start a quarantine section and move this thread there Smile

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:12 pm Post subject:

woooowwww... we are under quarantine... LOL thanks marvin...i mean martin.....

btw i watch coronation street and my mum loves eastenders

and btw guys...this story has the mystery of X files, Comedic timings of Friends and twist and turns as in Dallas!..
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:16 pm Post subject:

and yes 3 days in genting gives me lotsss of sicko ideas too lol
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:13 pm Post subject:

okay here is the long awaited (as if) continuation..

... Crash steps back in horror.. he cant believe he had killed Zul Zul in plain sight of others in the room!.. He had plan the murder of Jose Zul for 5 years yet this time he did it instinctively..

but unknown to Crash Zul zul is not exactly "dead" in everysense of the word. The part where crash had stabbed is the prostetic part of Zul zul body and the screaming is just part of the act.. what does look like blood is hydraulic fluid... and right now he is ready... ready to kill crash...

jeng jeng jenggggg
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:39 am Post subject:

..........

then suddenly there is cloud of smoke in the room... a blinding flashes of light illuminated the room... An with the blink on an eye Crash disappear.. leaving everyone shock and horrifed

jeng jeng jeng
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:59 pm Post subject:

Now what? Sabrina the Teenage Witch??? And since when does hydraulic oil look like blood?? Wouldn't the smell give everything away? Or was it camouflaged by Zul Zul's fart??? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:39 pm Post subject:

fart??? urghhhh dont turn my story to a dirty one la (as if my story is clean) hehehe
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