Mag and Pat's On-line Show

Brother in Law · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:20 am Post subject:

... Zul, you're no kid and the only way Pam would help you out I Suspect is through the door.... Laughing

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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:52 pm Post subject:

Hey! What happened to the story? Where were we? Still in the hospital? ...It was lunch hour. Things were going a bit slow. The nurse at the counter turned on the radio. "Pat and Mag in the afternoon" was on...and there was a caller! Grandma Kruzer!!! Zul went hysterical and started pulling his hair out (or what's left of it). "No! No! Not another Westlife song!!!" he cried........LOL!
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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:35 am Post subject:

... wait to the Take That Cd truns up then you're for it Exclamation

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:26 pm Post subject:

ewahhhhhh arthur...you hijack my story is it.....

Nope this is what happening..

....somewhere in the Casa RTM dungeon..

Crash wakes up to an unfamiliar surrounding... his hand and feet are tied to a slightly slanted table... the he hear a familiar voice.. "Hello Crash...."

Its Pamela... and by the looks of it....she has something sinister in her mind...

jeng jeng jenggggggg
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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject:

... don't tell me she is holding a sharpened Zul in her hand.... his teeth are chattering as she pulls the rip cord to the starter motor on his engine... suddenly he springs into life shaking wildly.... Crash looks into Pam's eyes with a hard, wizended stare and cooly says... "You don't scare me with that... everybody knows that Zul never gets really sore (saw)!!!".... Pam slings Zul in the corner, his motor still running, and looks back at Crash... "Your sense of humour gets me everytime.", says Pam, "How could I have thought of doing such a thing. I know what I should have done." Pam reaches out and grips Crash's shirt, gently pulling him towards her... <to>...
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:03 pm Post subject:

Gosh! My eyes are closed! "....Lead me not into temptation but deliver me from evil!" Is it coming to the X-rated part yet??? Beginning to sound a lot like some kind of porn.....Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
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mubarak · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:20 am Post subject:

i just dunno wat to say, arthur...
but, its not like a porn, it is more like an american novel (romance),
i read them before in the public library...

and zul, where is the twist and suspens in this story, y its getting boring d, didnt get idea isnt it?
since u get inspiration when u r in the toilet, so u need to go to the toilet more frequently to get more inspiration Laughing

and martin, u can b a Co-director or Assistant director for this telenovela... Laughing

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:13 am Post subject:

again the hijack of my story but i must say I LOVE IT....

btw martin...please do continue...let just say you are my guest director for a few episodes! LOL

and yes i need to "go" there more now for my inspiration!
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Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:17 am Post subject:

.... Pamela, gripping Crash by the shirt, puckers up her lips and says gently "Now I know why you are Partizios bodyguard, so firm, so muscular". Their eyes meet and they get closer, then all of a sudden the door bursts open. Framed in the doorway is Arturo, he glares at them, looks from side to side, and then utters a tortured scream, "Where's the damn kitchen I'm starving!". He storms out from the room. Momentarily the doorway is empty and then a daunting shadow looms through it. Marvin, looking around furtively, enters the room. For a moment he does not see Pamela and Crash, not until he walks accidentally into Crash. Angrily he shouts... "Where the bloody hell is Arturo, he's meant to be finding some food for us and I am famished!". At this moment his stomach utters a sound like a Tsunami as it rumbles with hunger. "Enough!" he cries, "I need a bite!"... Little does he know that the only bite in this room is the one appearing on Crash's neck where Pamela has had her way with him..... <to>....
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:13 am Post subject:

A spontaneous outburst of inspiration that dissipates just as quickly, Martin? Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Well, no point waiting while the original writer is still sitting on his "throne", waiting for ideas to come (or has he joined the writers' strike?). As they say, the show must go on.....
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:31 am Post subject:

i tell you what.... as i am still enjoying my trip to the throne... lets invite arthur to be part of the guest director in my show...

as we can see Martin art direction is slanted to porn...(and i am not complaining) let us see which direction arthur will bring us

but for martin effort ... a standing ovation from me

bravo bravo!

i love it
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:37 pm Post subject:

Standing, Zul???.....Hmmmm, no comments! LOL!
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Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:33 pm Post subject:

.... a standing ovation while on the throne... this could be bad guys Rolling Eyes

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:43 pm Post subject:

LOL guyssssssssssssss oohhhh my (just remember a poem arthur gave me)
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Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:03 pm Post subject:

… a booming voice is heard throughout the house, “Everyone gather at the pool side”. It was Patrizio, all were stunned and troubled. From all directions a shuffling of feet could be heard as the various components of the disparate family began assembling by the pool side. To one side Juan Jerry was busy cleaning the pool overflow while hosing down the edges of the pool. Zeeta, mesmerised by Juan Jerry’s sweeping movements, lay to one side of the pool on a reclining chair. Crash and Pamela sat a chair apart exchanging furtive looks. Marvin and Arturo sat at a nearby table, a mound of food piled in front of them, gradually gorging themselves in a self-satisfying manner. Jose Zul looked worriedly at his father, Patrizio, while Magdelene stood nearby. What was Patrizio about to reveal? What was going to happen? The suspense was nerve tingling. Jose Zul hopped from foot to foot, not through neverness but because he had always had a weak bladder. The tension mounted….. <to>
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:48 pm Post subject:

isnt jose zul died...and Zul zul is the one still in the picture....and when does magdelene woke up from her coma... and why oh why marvin and arturo still eating?
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Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:52 pm Post subject:

... I omitted the Dallas phase in the shower when all recovered from previous encounters... Rolling Eyes

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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:43 am Post subject:

What does it matter? The plot's so complicated/messed-up that nobody can remember who's who...much less who's sleepin with who, who has died and who has risen from the dead! Ha ha ha ha ha!!
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Brother in Law · Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:11 am Post subject:

... you may laugh but now it's your turn to take on this saga... ha ha bloody ha... Laughing

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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

I love it when Marty is the co-director.. Zul may lose his job anytime now.. Twisted Evil

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