Mag and Pat's On-line Show Mag & Pat's On-line Show Forum - Enjoy    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  How much time...          Mag and Pat's On-line Show Forum Index -> Funny Ha Ha View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Brother in Law Site Admin Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:03 pm    Post subject: How much time... A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live,she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" God replied: "I didn't recognize you." _________________ Cheers, Martin Pat's brother-in-law Back to top sweetmag DJ Person Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:06 am    Post subject: moral of the story... what good does plastic surgery do for you? _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly Back to top zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:58 am    Post subject: LOL thats funny _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) Back to top Pam Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:57 pm    Post subject: Now there, does that speak to you Zul? _________________ Yours Truly, ~Pam~ Back to top sweetmag DJ Person Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:54 am    Post subject: everything speaks to him Pam... in his own way! _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly Back to top zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:45 am    Post subject: pam...its SCREAM at me lol...but there is time when i did have that urge to.... well...never mindddddd lol _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) Back to top sweetmag DJ Person Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:20 pm    Post subject: urge or surge? _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly Back to top Brother in Law Site Admin Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:17 pm    Post subject: How are the voices Zul _________________ Cheers, Martin Pat's brother-in-law Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Mag and Pat's On-line Show Forum Index -> Funny Ha Ha All times are GMT + 8 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum General----------------About this site Newbies----------------NewcomersHey it's me! magandpat.com Podcast----------------DedicationsEpisode DiscussionsComments & Suggestions The Fans----------------GossipIt's meOut and aboutAmusing PastimesThe WeatherThe Fans Tipperty TipsFunny Ha Ha The DJs----------------MAGPATOn the roadMag and Pat's WebsiteZul's Ramblings Music----------------LyricsFun SongsArtistsTracks I like I like food----------------RecipesEating places Malaysia----------------My Malaysia50 Years of MalaysiaJob Ads  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group. Hosted by phpBB.BizHat.com