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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:56 pm    Post subject: Perfecting Bad Golf Reply with quote

I am now currently trying to perfect the art of bad golf. Having paid my money I expect to hit the ball more times than anybody else and go where nobody has gone before, or rarely before. Got to get your monies worth! My handicap - being there! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Golf huh? This reminded me of a friend who contemplated suicide one day but did not do it coz he had a golf appointment the next day. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I avoid suicide... its as bad as my golf... how depressed would you feel if you missed Confused
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmm i think i need to take up golf... good for my business (of minding every one else business)
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For crying out loud.. it's only a game. u win some, u lose some. main thing is to maintain a healthy lifestyle. btw, stop smoking like a train. ain't good for d lungs. oops!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.... trains are no longer steam driven, need a new analogy Laughing Pat went on a cruade for me this year when we came over, couldn't find HAMLET ciagrs anywhere Crying or Very sad I have now tried most brands that can be found in My that are similar... cough, splutter, gurgle, cough Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have u heard the good news about smokers? Seems that smokers have advantages too. Stray dogs are afraid of them, their houses never get broken into and they never have grey hair. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....and they never have money Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

zul is SMOKE free thank God...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah right.. for how long? Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... until somebody sets fire to him.... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

but being surrounded by smokers? how can i say I am smoke free?? btw is pam wanna put me on fire?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, literally! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aiyooo pammmm no need to burn me la...i am already HOT wink wink...sizzling!
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