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 Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:01 pm Post subject: Somebody's raising their kid right.. |
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One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain Evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
TOMMY do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass Outside?
TOMMY: Yes
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TOMMY: No
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God Because he isn't there. Possibly he/she just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: TOMMY, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yesssssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yesssssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the Teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one !
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Martin
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