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(Rated: 18SX/PG13) The story of ONE STONE!

 
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:22 pm    Post subject: (Rated: 18SX/PG13) The story of ONE STONE! Reply with quote

There was this RED INDIAN who was called ONE STONE because he had only one testicle.

After years and years of this torment One Stone cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me One Stone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning,One Stone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, and there he made love to her all day, he made love to her all night, he made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that One Stone meant business. Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after many years away.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw One Stone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you, One Stone." One Stone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of the story?

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You can't kill two Birds with One Stone.
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