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NY Lawyer vs. Georgia State Trooper

 
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:28 pm    Post subject: NY Lawyer vs. Georgia State Trooper Reply with quote

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a trooper. He thinks that he is smarter than the trooper because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any trooper from Georgia. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the trooper's expense!!

Trooper says, 'License and registration, please.'

Lawyer says, 'What for?'

Trooper says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Trooper says, 'You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.'

Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

Trooper says, 'The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!'

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration, and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

Trooper says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.' The Trooper takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop or just slow down?'
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