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TheHubby
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 Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:51 am Post subject: A Horse Named Jenny |
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A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a-frying-pan...!!!
"What was that for?" the man asked.
The wife replied:... "That was for the piece of paper with the name *"Jenny"* on it that.... I found in your pants pocket".
The man then said "When I was at the races last week *"Jenny was the *
*name of the horse I betted on!!!" *
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when *his wife bashes him on *
*the head with an even bigger frying pan *, knocking him unconscious.
Upon regaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again...???.
Wife replied: ....*"Your horse phoned..me.!!!"*
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sweetmag
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| Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:51 pm Post subject: |
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how do expect to believe a man?  
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TheHubby
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| Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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why can't you women just believe that his horse is like "Mr. Ed" and can talk! Maybe the horse has a mobile phone???? Geeezzzz....!  - hahaha :p
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sweetmag
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| Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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and Mr. Ed would sound like a woman is it? 
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TheHubby
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| Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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aiiiiiyyyyyoooooohhhhhhh.... if Jenny the horse sounded like Mr. Ed... I doubt this joke would exist right???????
hahahahaha
women-can't live with them, can't live without them! hahahahaha
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Brother in Law
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| Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:34 am Post subject: |
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...what? ... horses?
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sweetmag
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enough sleep lately Marty? 
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