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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:11 am    Post subject: Lies... Reply with quote

MAG asked me to send this one out! Razz - HONEST... she did... I'm not reflecting on my feminine side... TRUST ME! hahahahha Razz

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One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river and her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, God appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.

God dipped his hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" God asked. The seamstress replied, "No."

God again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" God asked again. The seamstress replied, "No"

God reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" God asked. The seamstress replied, "YES."

God was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the same riverbank and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, God again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh God, my husband has fallen into the river!"

God went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" God asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress.

God was furious. "YOU LIED! That is an untrue!

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my God. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then, if I said 'No' to him, you would have come up with my husband and had I then said 'yes' you would have given me
all three. God, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so that's why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."

The moral of this story is: WHENEVER A WOMAN LIES, IT'S FOR A GOOD AND HONORABLE REASON AND IN THE BEST INTEREST OF OTHERS. THAT'S OUR STORY, AND WE'RE STICKING TO IT!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...ho, ho, bl**dy, ho.... Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had absolutely nothing to do with it! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't be fooled by the blond hair and that blue-ish body... she secretly looks for jokes like this one all the time! *evil laugh* Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

hahaahhaa Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey... correct what... thez always a valid reason why women do things.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

.. you sure... doesn'r appear that way sometimes... Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd agree with Zee... there's always a good reason for whatever we do... and its always in the best interests of our loved ones... right gals? Wink Razz Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sweetmag wrote:
there's always a good reason for whatever we do... and its always in the best interests of our loved ones...Smile


1st statement: 100% agree
2nd statement: Not sure abt that coz i knw a few nasty gals

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

somehow I've come across some mean-ies too... Confused Rolling Eyes so I would agree with you on that too... Rolling Eyes Confused
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Girls, girls c'mon... thez ALWAYS a good reason why women do things, remember? If they're nasty and mean, there has to be a good reason there too. It's whether she wants the reason to be known or not and whether othaz regard her reason as good enuff or not.
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