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Brother in Law · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:44 pm Post subject: Father to Son

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
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areen18 · Groupie Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 268 Location: KL

poor boy... kids nowadays.. they learn a lot faster than what us in those days...
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:07 pm Post subject:

Reminds me of Sister Mary...Agnes and her primary school class, but of course, I'm not telling!!! Otherwise, Sister Mary Anne will send me to detention again!!! LOL!
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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:30 pm Post subject:

...come on Arthur, it hasn't stopped you before... Laughing

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sweetmag · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:04 pm Post subject:

tsk tsk tsk... Arthur Arthur... Rolling Eyes

but its true though children these days know a lot more about the birds and the bees than we did back then! And I was born in the 80's ok! Can only imagine what it was like for you! Cool

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:16 pm Post subject:

hey i am still didnt know what the bird and the bees all about... care to explain LOL.. i want pictures
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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:59 pm Post subject:

... I've got insect spray and a shotgun here... so this is how it goes Zul... Rolling Eyes

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:04 pm Post subject:

so there is where the gun barrel goes daddy LOL
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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:10 pm Post subject:

..you got it son Rolling Eyes

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:14 pm Post subject:

but daddy... what do we do with the insecticide?
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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:36 pm Post subject:

... feeling thirsty are you son Question

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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

You asked for it, Zul. Laughing

Thanks Martin for the stress relief laugh. Laughing

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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:34 pm Post subject:

... I need stress releief at present...bad day... soon to get worse.. keep going folks.. make my day please Laughing

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:55 pm Post subject:

i was having a very bad few days but thank to all here .. thank god i am still breathing.. laughter is the best medicine!
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ReginaC · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:53 am Post subject:

That was brilliant...we really need that....make up for what is lacking on our telly...

This is like watching the Best of the British.... Wink

CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:47 am Post subject:

Why would the platypus want to know about the birds and bees??? Mag ignorant in the 80's??? (Must be her strict Catholic upbringing...like Madonna!!! The singer, I mean!!!) In the 50s, we didn't watch DISCOVERY;we WERE Discovery!!!! LOL! (Wink! Wink!)
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:50 am Post subject:

look where is madonna know... cone bra and all LOL
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Brother in Law · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:46 pm Post subject:

.... actually looks like your avatar was partially created using a cone bra... Laughing

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sweetmag · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:05 pm Post subject:

So Martin, your 3 cup bra were used to the max huh? Wink

And Arthur you were discovery? Shocked

INTERESTING! Cool

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