|Brother in Law
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
|Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:27 pm Post subject: Irish Joke
|Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked what they were doing.
Paddy: 'We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'
The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches. She then walked off.
Mick said: 'Now, to be sure, isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length.'