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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:49 pm    Post subject: Pay attention to your tutor.. Reply with quote

First-year students at Texas A&M University Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation.

I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger." Now learn to pay attention. "Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid."
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eewww!!! disgusting! Confused Shocked

see that's why we're in broadcasting! hahahaha Laughing Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... broadcasting... hhmm.. a farming term I believe for muck spreading... Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The urine version is sickening enough.. and now this? Marty... Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

....ock oh... looks like I'm in what they were testing... <slinks>.... Confused Rolling Eyes
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