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CIKGU ARTHUR
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:19 pm    Post subject: Bollywood! Reply with quote

Things You Ought To Know About Bollywood Movies

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain.

Once applied, make up is permanent be it with thunderstorm or comes whatever may. It will still be there - Flashing and shining.

Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100 people in matching costumes will appear from God knows where and join them in the dance.

In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the judge is his uncle and so on and so forth

Key English words used in the movie (Usually will be said out loud in between sentences) are
No Problem!
My God!
Get Out!
Shut Up!
Impossible!
Please forgive me!

They drop down on the ground and then roll and roll while singing and will come out in different clothing.

They can go round and round the coconut trees, singing, battling eye-lids and throwing glances at each other and change clothes all at the same time without getting out of breath.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gotta give it to you Arthur... Razz that's a good one! you must watch a lot of hindi movies! Very Happy hahahaha Laughing Razz Laughing Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I watched Sangam, Waqt, Hathi Mere Sathi, Love in Tokyo etc etc etc....until I got a headache after watching Bobby! Haven't watched for a long time until Khabhi Khushi Khabi Gham...and cried buckets! The father-son relationship, so touching! Ok, laugh!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... this is standard fodder for the Hydrofoil trip to Pangkor Island. I had a headache then.... and then on the bus ride from Ipoh to Singapore... Another little known gact is that a lot of Bollywood films are actually made in Birmingham Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow...Sir Arthur...hindi movies.... cool,but all the movies you watched are very old....the new ones are better....like, Kal Ho Na Ho,May Hu Na,Hum Tum....and the list goes on and on....let me know what kind of movies you like...and i'll let you know which one to see and which one not to see.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

anything with Shah Rukh Kahn is a must watch! hahahaha Laughing Razz Laughing he is so funny and cute! Razz knows how to melt a womans heart! Razz Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mag, u must have watched too much football. I thought Shah Rukh is a Khan, not a Kahn. Confused Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

my sincere apologies Cikgu Pam... typo lah... hahahhaaha Razz Laughing Razz Laughing ah... see even thinking of him while typing makes my fingers go wonky! Twisted Evil Laughing Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

..there are a few words where you really need to check for typos..... ko... Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmmm... where ah? Confused
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