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The Pearly Gates

 
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:06 pm    Post subject: The Pearly Gates Reply with quote

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their white Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40
travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out and tell them to choose
between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen
in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've
gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, the f***ing gates'.
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