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To Marry or Not To Marry?

 
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Pam
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:21 pm    Post subject: To Marry or Not To Marry? Reply with quote

There are two times when a man doesnít understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. However, man still desperate to get into the ďcageĒ even after advices from those inside who want to get out desperately.

The sweetest thing about marriage is when a man and woman become as one, but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. So, to live happily with your wife, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. On top of that, you should forget your mistakes cause thereís no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Most of the time, silence is gold. If you donít believe, try to have some words with your wife, for sure she has some paragraphs with you. To make her listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep!

Undeniable, married men could live longer than single men. But donít forget married men are a lot more willing to die. Thatís why people say, ďA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wifeĒ.

As a conclusion, marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and Suffering. A man is incomplete until he is married. Unfortunately he is finished after that. Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so in a way, we guys die pleasing women right....and women says we dont do anything for them.... Wink Confused Crying or Very sad Mad Cool ....
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...nice one Cash... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A guy gotta do what a guy gotta do,cheers. Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...... gotta catch up with you the next time I'm over... Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yaaa.think i need to slow down too....this deepavali open house is killing me....its my 9th can...burrrrp,excuse me.....hehehe
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

very funny cash! Evil or Very Mad just because y'll do one thing for us... and the world has to stop lah! Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad wifes have to go thru hell and back giving birth and then die with all your nonsense! the rest no need to mention lah... that's nothing compared to this 2! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

we have to endure the yapping... thw whining... aaahh suffering LOL
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and who says men don't yap, whine, grumble, sulk, etc, etc, etc! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ooooohhhhh, touchy..... Rolling Eyes Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew you will have alot to say Mag...take it all out,its ok....we knew it was coming....take it aaallllllll out...dont hold back....we(guys) understand. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

.. too true Cash.... let it all out Mag <yawn>.... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If guys cannot endure suffering, then do not marry. It's the same for women.

Who enjoys nagging? It's very tiring but it's not a sport. Laughing
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