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Pam Extremist
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:08 pm Post subject: Pre-takeoff announcement on a China Southern Airlines flight |
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This is said to be a true account of what was heard on a recent flight
from Shenzhen to Qingdao:
" Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang
Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to
welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingdao.
Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable.
Meanwhile, the airkwaft is
going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened
until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your
fright with us. Funk kill ! " _________________ Yours Truly,
~Pam~ |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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.... it's the same the world over _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist
Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:49 am Post subject: |
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There's also this joke about a China Airlines pilot. Yunno how Asians pronounce "no" as it is spelt when it should be something like "now/nau". So approaching Heathrow, he asked, "Lekuestin for permissen to rand!" and the guy in the control tower said, "No!" but the pilot thought he said, "Now!" and landed.......... _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR
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Pam Extremist
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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What a disaster that must have been. How do we teach the chinese educated kids to pronounce appropriately? Headache.. _________________ Yours Truly,
~Pam~ |
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shinji Fan
Joined: 17 Sep 2007 Posts: 35 Location: Sibu, Sarawak
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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heheheheh
i work with kids too and some of them are really hilarious.
once i was gathering information of their religion and when i cam eto this kid i asked him what was his religion and he said christian. ok then i said are you a roman catholic or an anglican. he shook his head and made a cross out of his fingers and said this christian. my friend who was with me laugh his head of. |
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Aurelia Newbie
Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 1
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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Haha..
I had a lecturer who was trying to describe a painting that featured a dead man in the nude and she said
" See the death man in bare"
No joke...another time she was talking bout Chaos In Art but she kept sayin Cows in Art n me n my friends could not resist laughing in her face..
Sad indeed... |
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Pam Extremist
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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Shinji,
i think it wud be awesome if kids know they r just christians, followers of christ jesus. no denominations, division watsoever.
Aurelia,
lucky thing that lady lecturer teaches art. otherwise, kayyos! _________________ Yours Truly,
~Pam~ |
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shinji Fan
Joined: 17 Sep 2007 Posts: 35 Location: Sibu, Sarawak
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:33 am Post subject: |
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i wouldn't care less but it is my job to get the census. i really don't know why they need to know it so i have abolished census on religion. some of the top guys are really irritated but we are not a nation that view people by their religion. we are bangsa malaysia. ain't i'm right? |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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... perhaps a religious discussion would be unwise here.. _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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Pam Extremist
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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Oops, ok Marty. We're cool. _________________ Yours Truly,
~Pam~ |
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