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ivy Groupie
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:38 am Post subject: BUKAN AKU TAMAK |
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Pada satu hari, Ali pergi ke hutan untuk mencari kayu api. Pabila lalu kat kawasan tasik, Pak Ali tergelincir dan kapak buruknya terjatuh dalam tasik tu. Maka datanglah pari-pari tasik kepada Pak Ali.
Pari : Kenapa dengan kau ?
Pak ali : kapak aku terjatuh ke dalam tasik
Pari pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak perak
Pari : inikah kapak kau ?
Pak Ali : Tidak
Pari pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak emas
Pari : Inikah kapak kau ?
Pak Ali : Tidak. Kapak aku buruk sahaja
Pari pari menyelam dan kembali kapak buruk itu.
Pari: inikah kapak kau ?
Pak ali : Ya, itulah kapak buruk aku
Pari pari suka sikap pak ali yang jujur itu lalu memberikan ketiga tiga kapak itu kepadanya.
Pada hari lain pula, pak ali berjalan di sekitar tasik yang sama bersama isterinya. Kali ini isterinya pula yang terjatuh ke dalam tasik. Pak ali susah hati. Maka datanglah pari tasik kepada pak ali.
Pari : Kenapa kau bersedih ?
Pak ali : Isteriku jatuh ke dalam tasik
Pari pari menyelam dan kembali bersama "Christina Aguilera"
Pari: Inikah isteri kau ?
Pak ali : "ya, itulah isteriku...."
Pari pari pum marah, " sungguh ku tak sangka, kau yang jujur satu masa dulu telah menjadi tamak."
Sambil menahan pilu Pak Ali menjawab, " Aku bukan tamak, kalau aku kata 'tidak' pada Christina Aguilera...kau akan bawakan pula Britney Spears....kalau aku katakan 'tidak' juga, barulah kau bawakan isteriku........bila aku kata 'ya' , kau akan berikan mereka bertiga padaku....." Aku yang miskin ni tak mampu tanggung mereka semua." |
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CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist
Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:58 am Post subject: |
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Now u have to post the translation for Martin...and that French fella, what's his name...asterisk! _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR
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ivy Groupie
Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 322
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:29 am Post subject: |
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aiyo !!! i forgot . I thought martin can read Bahasa M. Martin, can you ask Marie to help you ? If ask me to translate, it will be in broken english and also i dont know frence . WHO CAN HELP ??????
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CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist
Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:33 am Post subject: |
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U pay ze me air ticket there, I go translate!!! I love ze french fries!!! LOL!!! _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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.... my Malay dictionary will be on fire... aaargghhhh _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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Pam Extremist
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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Marty, can't u google translate it, is that how Asterix does it? _________________ Yours Truly,
~Pam~ |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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.... Google don't understand Malay... been there.... _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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Pam Extremist
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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the malaysian dewan bahasa dan pustaka (hall of language and library)must do something about this. how about paying me and arthur to translate? _________________ Yours Truly,
~Pam~ |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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... rather you two than Zul.... heaven knows what I'd end up saying... _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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sweetmag DJ Person
Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:38 am Post subject: |
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Actually... that whole story was originally in English... but I guess they translated it and there you go in BM! Someone sent it to me once... just didn't save it! _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly |
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zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:37 am Post subject: |
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dear arthur...
my malay is perfectly fine...and i would definitly wont mistranslate anything (i hope LOL).. _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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... sorry can you repeat that Zul.. didn't quite catch what you were saying _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist
Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:22 am Post subject: |
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Why u address your last comment to me, Zul?? U like Kylie Minogue - "...can't get you out of my head"??? LOL! _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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... he does this so regularly now that I have started to ignore it... blathering so much he doesn't know who he is talking to _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist
Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:40 am Post subject: |
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That's pretty obvious!!! His tongue faster than his brain! Hey, come to think of it, didn't we say somewhere he's got a long tongue...and I guess where the brain is concerned, there's a vacumn in his cranium!!! Zul...u're back from spending my (taxpayers') money in Genting, defend urself!!! _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR
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zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:24 am Post subject: |
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OMG I DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Arthur (and i do mean arthur that cikgu from sibu)... you have embedded in my mind so deep it is impossible to think out of you.... and i need help to differentiate both of you laaa... help people...HELPPPPP _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) |
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CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist
Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:03 am Post subject: |
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Bed? What bed??? _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR
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zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:29 am Post subject: |
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lol .... BED? i choose the wrongggggggg word _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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... no Zul... just what is most on your mind... _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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