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ivy
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 Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:49 am Post subject: A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR's OFFICE |
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An 85 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. 
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, " Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained.
" Well, doc, its like this - First, i tried with my right hand but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right and left hand , still nothing.
We even called up Arieen, the lady next door and she tried too. First with both hands, then an ampit and she even tried squeezin it between her knees but still nothing.
The doc was shocked  " You asked your neighbour  "
The old man replied, " YEAP. AND NO MATTER WHAT WE TRIED WE STILL COULDNT GET THE JAR OPEN."
HAHAHAHA  WHAT WERE YOU THINKING |
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ShaDzTeR
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Joined: 05 Oct 2007
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Location: Sibu, Sarawak.
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That reli got me... Sheessh. Zul's liquefied chocolates are infectious indeed. Need a brainwash soon.
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Brother in Law
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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.. I'd steer clear of the liquified Zul if I were you
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CIKGU ARTHUR
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Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia
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| Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:15 am Post subject: |
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I think in one of the other threads, Sister Mary Anne was asking Zultypus to melt himself and drink himself back up...!!! Gee!!! The ideas that that conjures up...!!! LOL!
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zulPutrajaya
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| Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:44 am Post subject: |
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yeah...quit trying drinking me!... i need a rest people LOL
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Brother in Law
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| Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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... actually Arthur reminds me of the old adage of disappearing up ones own backside...
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Pam
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| Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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In Zul's case, better late than never. 
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