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Brother in Law · Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:06 pm Post subject: THe best put down maybe ever

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.

You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you should love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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ReginaC · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:22 am Post subject:

....ouchhhh....below belt treatment.... Laughing

..should have come equipped with a chastity belt.. Wink

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:29 am Post subject:

OUCCHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY thats HURT! lol
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ReginaC · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:32 am Post subject:

.....ha!

..prosthesis (like the glass eyes) can't feel pain.....LOL

Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:07 pm Post subject:

...so are you saying Zul doesn't feel pain at all Exclamation

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:28 pm Post subject:

zul have a fragile heart.... stick and stone can't hurt but me but words can..... huhuhu
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melbie · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:24 pm Post subject:

fragile heart... hmmm... can use superglue to re-attach any pieces of them heart that was hurt by words? Cool

Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:32 pm Post subject:

..actually I believe he was in the library when a bookshelf fell on him. Funny how words hurt more when they are in books Rolling Eyes

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mar · Fanatic Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Posts: 233 Location: Brunei

Hahahaha... Laughing

Now that was a really sharp comeback...
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melbie · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:26 pm Post subject:

ROTFL! you're a Twisted Evil

Martin...

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:08 pm Post subject:

why dont you grab my heart and trample it all over marty (huhuhuhuhu uwaaaaa) btw... have your ever see that britanica encyclopedia? THICK like HELL... can die wooooo
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Brother in Law · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:48 pm Post subject:

...hey come on now Zul.... you're a teddy bear, bit like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz.... no heart I could say but then maybe that would be the last STRAW Exclamation

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:39 pm Post subject:

LOL omg...i was saying the same thing on the other thread...gosh great thinker DO think alike eh martin!
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ReginaC · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:38 am Post subject:

...just imagine a world without words....hmmm.....as in the prehistoric age..

...then, would a finger (or two...hehehe) used to cause hurt ??? Razz

ahhh, the famous Harvey Smith sign...LOL

Brother in Law · Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:04 am Post subject:

... but in reverse Winston Churchill Rolling Eyes

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ReginaC · Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:16 am Post subject:

.....V vs V....

...should have said the infamous??? or the famous infamous? or infamous famous?... Question