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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:35 pm Post subject: Seniors |
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Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you , Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!...! So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"
Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress." _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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Pam Extremist
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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The wonders of a small blue pill. _________________ Yours Truly,
~Pam~ |
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sweetmag DJ Person
Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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Pammie Pammie.... Naughty Lil Pammie _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly |
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Pam Extremist
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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But Mag... I was only wondering how a senior citizen could turn into an animal and do all that stuff. The naughty one should be Pat's brother-in-law who posted the joke. _________________ Yours Truly,
~Pam~ |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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... what Sweet, little innocent me No way _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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sweetmag DJ Person
Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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Hmmm.... sounds like the Pot's calling the Kettle black.... hahahaha _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly |
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CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist
Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:14 am Post subject: |
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Mag, they're all goners!!! All contaminated!!! Have to wash their brains inside out with Clorox and Dettol!!! Only me, still clean and pure!!!! LOL! _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR
(Retired) |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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.... love that little false world you live in Arthur... _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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Pam Extremist
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:10 pm Post subject: |
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U, Arthur, clean and pure
Who has been sending naughty jokes to Zul a few times a day, during the Ramadan? _________________ Yours Truly,
~Pam~ |
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zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:31 am Post subject: |
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and yes Pam that is true...............arthur pure konon CHEH...the pure one here is MOI only tauuu _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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Zul... is that pure like driven snow _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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sweetmag DJ Person
Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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Arthur... Clean and Pure? Is that a new anti acne product you're introducing? _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly |
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Pam Extremist
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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Zul, MOI as in YOU? Who's going to fall for that? _________________ Yours Truly,
~Pam~ |
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zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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martin.. i am the pure innocent snow...run over by the SUV wheel of arthur _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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..... now that's a load of (censored) _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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aiyaaa pam....i am so angelic and innocent........like clean fresh linen (weird....comparison) _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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.... laundermat more like... _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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ouch... another zing from martin.... dont you feel a bit guilty bullying the young...? we are your generation legacy... you might crush our fragile spirit...and then who will take care of you...hmmm think about it....(sure giving martin nigthmares lol) _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) |
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Brother in Law Site Admin
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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... NO! ..... One of the old crowd... still believe in having to knock the younger generation into shape... make a man of him... etc., etc... _________________ Cheers,
Martin
Pat's brother-in-law |
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zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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hmmm dont they hormones to that know LOL _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) |
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